He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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