it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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