So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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