It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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