haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i will never coherently bang her
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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