so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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