after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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