Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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