I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
