Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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