miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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