can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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