I love black thongs
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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