At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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