Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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