He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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