Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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