There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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