Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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