have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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