Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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