I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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