If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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