I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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