I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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