They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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