You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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