Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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