shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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