He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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