I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I puked a lego.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
