Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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