Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I know her cup size but not her name....
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