i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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