are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
i now understand why vodka
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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