i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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