I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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