Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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