just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Come on in and take your pants off
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