Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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