i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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