Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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