i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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