Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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