Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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