she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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