Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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