Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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