We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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