You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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