walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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