Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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