thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
