I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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