worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I am available for nakedness
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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