I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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