Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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