Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I booty called her while she was in labor.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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