Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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